Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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