but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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