Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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