Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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