I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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