You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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