PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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