he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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