her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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