Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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