her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I came so hard my ears popped.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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