don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You don't make any sense
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I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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