Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
barbara walters just said penis...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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