I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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