My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Randomize
