i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Alive.
So much puke
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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