Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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