I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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