A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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