Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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