Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
