I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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