what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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