Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Randomize
