so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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