so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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