i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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