Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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