party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
the condom got lost in my hair
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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