So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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