Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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