Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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