Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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