hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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