You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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