But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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