Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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