Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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