:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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