we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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