Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
My breath smells like gin and sadness
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
