Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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