awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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