okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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