my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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