you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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