i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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