i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
In other news, I just burned my penis
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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