fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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