Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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