Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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