I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I smell like Dick and happiness
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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